Howdy,

In a most recent accident, it would seem I shredded my face off!

As a strange coincidence, this happened this morning (Of course on a Monday and of course before sufficient coffee consumption), just two days before Halloween.

Consequently, my misfortune is to your benefit…

This Halloween (only a day and a half away), Wednesday October 31, 2012, I’m offering

31% OFF all Drop-Off Shredding

This includes:

• Un-Witnessed Drop-Off Shredding
• Witnessed Strip Cut Shredding
• Witnessed Cross Cut Shredding
• Hard Drive Shredding
• Document shredding

Just swing by this Wednesday and mention this offer to get your discount.

One way to mention it is to say,  “Face Shredding Discount!”

But I’m sure whatever you come up with will suffice.

HOWEVER , this is  ONLY  good for Halloween (i.e. Wednesday October 31, 2012) and cannot be combined with any other offer.

Best regards,

Mike
Head (but faceless) Shredding Guy
Total Secure Shredding
(619) 295-5474